Captain Macg Melantak - Dapat Sejambak Bunga! o_o

Hehehe... first of all, i wanna apologize to my dearest little sister Captain Macg! (Macg... sorry ya aku colek gambar-gambar kau ni kat website orang... aku rasa tak jadi masalah sebab ko cute dalam gambar-gambar ini *ayat bodek!* heheee)

Ni antara scene dan drama sebabak yang tak keluar kat tv sebab adegan-adegan melampau yang tersilap dan tersalah buat! haha... Cam tak caya jer Captain Macg masuk tv. Siap tibai melantak makan dengan Angah Raja Lawak pulak tu.. Siap dapat bunga lagi... hahaha aku gelak gile-gile... tak boleh belah punya scene... but im enjoying this so much and realize that im really missing my little sister! *cry cry*

Unique Calculation ♥

9 x 1 + 2 = 11
9 x 12 + 3 = 111
9 x 123 + 4 = 1111
9 x 1234 + 5 = 11111
9 x 12345 + 6 = 111111
9 x 123456 + 7 = 1111111
9 x 1234567 + 8 = 11111111
9 x 12345678 + 9 = 111111111
9 x 123456789 + 10 = 1111111111

Hasil Kreatif Di Kala Kebosanan Melanda

9 Deadly Words Used By A Women

Fine
- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!

Five Minutes
- If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house

Nothing
- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead
- This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh
- This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. ( Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing )

That's Okay
- This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s ok means she want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake

Thanks
- A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on ‘whatever’)

Whatever
- Is a woman’s way of saying F-YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it
- Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Whats On My Mind?

Today was an annoying day of my life... Some so-called-friends screwed me up! I hate when this things happened! That's is your F***ing Bullsh*T problems. So please don't drag me into this crappy things! Erkk! Enough! stay away from me...

Ermmm there so many things on my mind right now... And most of the things is my BIG day! scared? nervous? sort of.... there so many preparation need to handle up... oh my dear... please help me... i know u do feel the same... let's ignore it for a while? yeah... need to focus on this coming exams! erkkk...

 
time exam jangan tidur ok!!

Aku Gila Gladiator Shoesss!

mesti ramai tak tau apa tu gladiator shoe kan?? bukan gladiator yang dalam movie tu la!! aku hempuk kang....

Gladiator shoe ni kasut macam zaman purba... tapi dah di moden kan... aku GILA sangat kat kasut macam ini..
really love it! Kasut macam ini adalah trend orang kat DALLAS... tau tak dallas ni kat mana?? cuba korang tanya abang GOOGLE... dia mesti bagi tau... hehehe....  korang bagi la kasut tumit 10 inci pun aku tak heran kalo aku dah terjatuh chenta kat gladiator tu... nak tengok kasut ini macam mana?? tadaaaaa.... :)

Hey hey heyyyyyyy..... jangan you all tak tau.... some celebrities adorning these shoes jugak tau!! antaranya ......

 Miley Cyrus

 Michelle Williams

 Ashley Olsen

Nikky Hilton

hehehe... you... belikan 10 pasang gladiator shoes!! hehehe joke!

Hangout Time, Maki Maki, ETUDE HOUSE ^_^

This is was a yesterday story. Hangout with my beloved student. At first we planned to go to the immigration department,  since Mizah's mum asks to double check for the VISA thingy... So, i sneaked out from office (evil laughs!!) and we went there around 10am.What a day??!! The 'makcik tua' did not do her job well. Like she do not cares the clients. We are really pissed off! Just imagine, the time shows 10.32am... and she still EATING in front of people... What attitude she had?? So, Muez suggested to call e-directory (113) to asks for Thailand embassy's  phone number. GLAD!! we got the number and i called the person and ask about how to visit their country. SYUKUR... no need to apply VISA or what-so-ever! Just need the immigration's stamp over there..
After maki maki 'makcik tua' (hahahaha) we went to Time Square to jalan-jalan lah... apa lagi.... AND... i really fall in love with ETUDE HOUSE products...... ( siapa yg nak kawen dgn saya.. bagi saya set hantaran ETUDE HOUSE please ;) ) hehehe...

OK sambung citer... lepas dah puas ronda-ronda Time Square kat Brunei ni, kitorang pegi isi perut kat Jolibee Airport. Sambil-sambil Qidah, Mizah dan Muez teringin nak menikmati suasana airport! (hahaha diorg dah tak sabar la tu) Lepas mamam kitorang ke The Mall pulak.. ada la cerita kan... MINAH setan tu miscall-miscall si Muez.. Ntah apa dia mau? Tak boleh tengok orang happy kot? Ahh pedulik la.. dia punya pasal.. kitorang gumbira, dia sakit hati lak.... biar lah sakit hati sampai mati! hahaha... Lepas jalan-jalan Mizah pulak nak balik awal, maybe ada date ngan boyfriend die.. So tinggal Qidah and Muez jer. Kitorang masuk semua kedai perfume yang ada. Habis badan penuh dengan minyak wangi. Rasa nak muntah pun ada, hahaha... Lepas dah bosan Kitorang duduk kat GELATO sambil mengumpat! haiyaaa... takde la.. sambil makan aiskrim dan kek SECRET RECIPE.. Lepas tu balik rumah.

P/S : Qidah, Muez, Mizah..... Tq bawa saya jalan-jalan. You guys made my day! Im happy ^_^

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Yesterday Punya Story

Lama tak update blog.. Heee semalam bersamaan 4 February 2011, around 8pm, i went to mum bakery to fill up my stomach. Suddenly this one guy appear! I don't know from where. He asking me where im heading to? I just gave him a signal that i want to go 'there' (kira aku tunjuk ke depan la tu). He offer me to go with him! OH Noooo.... wrong person la brader.... Im not that type of girl! I just walk without saying anything.. But.... he keep following me... Oh my... i feel so scared. Why should he bothering me?? sooo sooo sooooooooo annoying!

OK.. i reached mum bakery. I thought  that guy already gone. So dengan selamba badak aku belenggang balik ke rumah lah. Tiba tiba!!!! Dia ada lagi!! Crazy! He ask for my phone number... but never gave him anything. Biar pun kereta ko BMW 7 series pun aku tak heran la.... aku tak kenal ko...  dia tanya nama aku... im totally blank... aku tibai jer la cakap nama aku SITI.. hahaha... so dia masih keep begging me.. and nak hantar balik umah... "SITI mari lah saya hantar ke rumah" rasa nak tergelak pun ada... tapi kontrol jer dulu... hahahahaha.... aku tolak pelawaan dia baik2.. so aku pun balik lah rumah ikut shortcut. (keta tak leh masuk) selamat lah aku sampai umah...

macam tu lah al-kisahnya... TAMAT

2011

Good Luck 2011!!!!!

Thank you Maya

hehe dapat gift dari my student td... thx a lot maya! juz drop by to update thing.. but.. not that much... buang bosan saja...

My Wish Lists

Terkadang kelalaian mencari rezeki membuatkan aku terlupa untuk beberapa perkara yg boleh lah aku anggap leceh... Ini bermaksud aku tidaklah menurutkan lebih kehendak daripada keperluan. hehehe... Nak kata duit takde tu tak la jugak. Apa orang kata, jimat babe... hehe okey la.. setakat ini, antara benda yang aku nak buat tapi tak terbuat lagi:  

PLACE TO GO :

~Balik kampung
~Bawak family pegi haji
~Bercuti ke Australia 

THINGS TO BUY:

~Wardrobe
~Curtain
~New Phone (my phone tunggu meninggal dah)
~Entertainment stuff

MOVIES TO WATCH:

~Narnia
~etc (tak teringat la pulak nama movie tu)

BOOKS TO READ:

~Novel
~Quran 
~NCC Syllabus [ :( terpaksa ni ]
~etc

PERSON TO MEET:

~AD (knp rindu?)
~Family

itu jer la kot buat masa ni... harap2 Allah permudahkan lah hari2 aku.. amin....

Happy Anniversary My Love

Love is like a lump of gold,

Hard to get, and hard to hold,

Off all the guys I have ever met,

You are the one I cannot forget.

I do believe that God above,

Create you for me to love.

He chose you from all the rest,

Because he knew I would love you best.....

I love you dear....

Semester Baru + Rumah Baru + Tahun Baru

Cepatnya dah masuk semester baru... belum puas aku nak berehat..
Ni nak kene move out to new place lagi.. aduii... tambah2 nak newyear.. sure bz sepanjang zaman!

Hmmm apa pun aku kena kuat dan sabar menjalani hidup aku sebagai perantau... :(

aku rindu family ku :(

Have A Blast Little Sister!

Kepada adik ku Sharifah Asmahani @ Kikiy @ Si Chantek! @ Kituy
Selamat Ulangtahun Buat mu!!

Semoga hidupmu akan ceria2 selalu! Dan semoga hidup mu dirahmati Allah swt... Amin

Aku rindu Kau!

Happy Birthday Kikiy!

Boring..

Asal aku post jer mesti boring.. hahaha waddaaa...
Hm.. biasa la time bebudak dah abih exam... takde keje nak buat.... Selalunya aku akan update blog hanya pada akhir semester.. hahaha...
Aku dah lama tak balik kampung.. :(
Rasa rindu la pulak ngan parents dan adik2... Mula lah nak syahdu2 ni.. wu..wu..

Hmm... start minggu depan aku nak kena cari umah sewa! :( susah hidup merantau ni....

p/s : sabar jer la

~Sayang Sampai Kiamat!~~~

Entry ni aku amik dari email... Tapi isi kandungannya cambezt jer.... so, for all my friends out there... here u gooooo hahaaaaaaa! Bacalah... 1) kawan tu bkn mcm main FUTSAL. Mula-mula kejar.. dah dapat disepak.. 2) kawan tu bkn mcm main SKATE. Mula-mula gosok.. lepas tu dipijak... 3) kawan tu bkn mcm main RAGBI. Mula-mula tangkap.. dah dapat tendang.. 4) kawan tu bknnya mcm PAMPERS.. dah pakai, buang.. 5) kawan tu bknnya mcm BARANG KEMAS. Waktu baru beli pakai. Dah sengkek gadai. 6) kawan tu bkn mcm PELANGI. Hari cerah takde.. hujan gerimis baru muncul.. 7) kawan tu bkn mcm KERETA. Rosak skit, jual.. ganti kereta baru.. 8) kawan tu bkn mcm CHIPSMORE.. kejap ade, kejap takde.. 9) kawan tu bkn mcm BANK. Bila dah takde duit, pegi kat sana ambik. 10) lagi.....kawan tu mcm ape ye???? Haa.. kawan tu mcm KORANG LA. . bila saya hantar msg, awak akan baca msg saya dgn teliti sampai habis. Walau ape pun tanggapan org tentang kawan.. bagi saya, kawan tu penting. Seorang kawan takkan biarkan kawan dia menangis, sedih, berduka dan sebagainya. Kawan yg sejati adalah seorang kawan yang dapat diajak duduk dan berbincang tentang pelbagai perkara. Yang penting..... seorang kawan akan sentiasa menghadiahkan senyuman kpd kawan-kawannya.. :) SMILEEE :D :D :D

Ahhh.. sebenarnya aku rindukan AD!

Balik Kampooonngg..... OoOOooo Balik Kampooong!

Tak sabarnya nak balik Haha esok flight pukul 5.25 petang... Semoga selamat pergi dan balik Hehe negara Malaysia, nantikan kedatangan ku... Hahaha bunyi macam jauh jer... huhuh.. aku rindu family aku!! Erm... balik ni ada possibility tak terserempak dia? Jauh.. lagipun nak harap apa?? Aku siapa? Dia dah xigt aku. Dia dah ada keluarga bahagia sedang aku masih tercari2 kehidupan.... huhuuu.... Nanti aku apdate lagi!

New Semester... New Hope..

Assalamualaikum..

Hari ni masuk semester baru kat Kemuda ni..
Harap2 student aku seronok dapat belajar benda baru..
Hari ni agak kucar kacir skit... Ramai gak student yang tak tahu jadual..
Ramai yang datang lewat...
Padahal kelas dah start dah...
Nasib baik kelas aku pukul 10.30 pagi, sempat gak nak relaks sikit... (sempat lagi)
Hrmm... apa pun wish them luck for this new semester!
Enjoy ur study guys!!

with love,
ur techa! haha

Final Exam

Hari ni final exam mathematical techniques for my student.....
I hope u guys pass with distinction results!

At first semua pun buat muka cuak jer... Nervous yek kanak2 sekalian?
Hehe... do not worry too much la... You all dah buat yang terbaik kan?
So doakan jer la yang terbaik untuk paper ni...
Insya Allah berkat bulan Ramadhan ni, akan dipermudahkan segalanya... Amin...

Tak sangka lepas jer abis exam semua pun datang kat saya, then mengadu pasal exam hari ni...
Ouuuhh, saya sangat terharu... :( tak sangka korang begitu menghargai Miss Rianna yang kecik ini!
Walaupun banyak lagi yang saya kena improve, tapi saya akan bertahan selagi korang percayakan saya!

Neway, saya sangat sayang kat korang semua!! wahhh I love you all!!

Lepas exam tu, sempat lagi pegi bowling, hangout dengan ary, dhira, muiz dan sue.... fun la u all!
thx ary for the dinner..... sangat sedap sampai tergaru2 satu badan! memang sah tak boleh makan seafood!! :(( tapi sedap! bak kata muiz, malam ni kita cari nahas! hahaha memang betul tu muiz!

lawak la muiz.... saya tak boleh lupa cara u ketawa.... hahaha.... memang saya tak leh lupa sampai saya mati! hahahaa......

thx for everything guys... for now, hidup saya di sni... negara kamu... mcm negara saya juga... saya nak lupakan segala kekecewaan lalu! chewaahhh... it's nothing la... nonsense to remember something annoying rite! saya bahagia di sini!!!!!! syukur alhamdulillah...
here some random picta!! see lah....

Minggu Jalan-Jalan

Semekom!

Minggu lalu aku asyik kuar jalan jer...

Ni semua pasal ko la ni Brad Pitt...

Hehe... Mentang2 kelas dah takde kan..

Kuar jalan2 pun pegi mana jer...

Pegi beli makanan tuk berbuka jer..

Tak pun kuar temankan mereka pegi kelas malam..

Heeee XD

Nak tunjuk la sikit pic sebagai kenangan yek!

ni kat pasar gadong... sempat posing time Brad Pitt beli keribang! hehe

Ni lah aku yang sekarang.. huhu masa nak pegi kelas malam... macam bukan lecturer jer.. macam student... hahaha...

Ni pulak kat office aku yang serabai! huhu...

Masa ni dah balik rumah sebenarnya... tapi kunci rumah tertinggal kat office.. huhu... nak tak nak terpaksa pegi jalan2 sampai time berbuka puasa....

Nak beli langsir tu... free sewing lagi!! best nyaaaaaaa!!