9 Deadly Words Used By A Women

Fine
- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!

Five Minutes
- If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house

Nothing
- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead
- This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh
- This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. ( Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing )

That's Okay
- This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s ok means she want to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake

Thanks
- A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on ‘whatever’)

Whatever
- Is a woman’s way of saying F-YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it
- Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.